GROSSER THAN GROSS

What's gross?  You stomping barefoot on a bunch of sugar ants, yelling,"Squash! Squash!  Ants! Yuck!"  What's grosser than gross?  Wondering what you're eating because there's no food around you, only to find a squashed sugar ant on your finger, as you remove it from your mouth. 

GROSSER THAN GROSS

What's gross?  You grabbing the stick of butter off the table and taking a bite of it, like a candy bar.  What's grosser than gross?  You going back for seconds on the stick of butter after I put it back on the table. 

GROSSER THAN GROSS

What's gross?  You trying to play with the waste basket at See's Candies.  What's grosser than gross?  Turning around to find you licking the chocolate wrappers from the waste basket. 

GROSSER THAN GROSS

What's gross?  Your new habit of sticking your hand down your diaper.  What's grosser than gross?  You running up to me yelling, "Eeww!  Eeww!" with a handful of something from said diaper.  This will teach me to change your diaper quicker. 

GROSSER THAN GROSS

What's gross?  You grabbing dirty utensils from the dishwasher and trying to lick them.  What's grosser than gross?   Turning around to find you licking the inside of the dishwasher door with the dogs. 

GROSSER THAN GROSS

There's many reasons why men are supposed to leave the toilet seat down. This is just one of them.  

GROSSER THAN GROSS

What's gross?  Dead bugs in the bedroom window sill.  What's grosser than gross?  Turning around to find you eating a dead mosquito eater from that window sill.  What's grosser than that?  Attempting to pull it out of your mouth, but only getting half of it. 

GROSSER THAN GROSS

What's gross? Putting you in a shopping cart without a cover or wiping it down.  What's grosser than gross?  Turning around to find you sucking on an extra safety strap in the cart.

Why am I so bothered by this?  After all, while swimming in a public pool you did drink the pool water.  Not to mention, I've also found you playing on the toilet and you can often be seen trying to fit one of the dog's tails in your mouth.  Thank goodness I'm not afflicted with obsessive compulsive disorder.